By Kenny Mercier | July 5, 2025
Struggling to figure out the right number of pizzas? Don’t guess. Let AI do the math for you.
🍕 Why “How Many Pizzas Should I Order?” Isn’t So Simple
You’re planning a party, a work session, or a casual get-together — and you ask the age-old question: “How many pizzas should I order?”
The bad news? The internet is full of generic advice like “just get 2 slices per person” or “order extra just in case.”
But here’s the truth:
- 🍕 Not all pizzas are sliced the same
- 🍕 Not all appetites are equal
- 🍕 Not all crusts fill you up the same way
From deep dish to thin crust, from Domino’s to Jet’s — there’s way more that goes into your pizza order than a simple headcount.
🤖 Meet Slice Master 3000 — Built on the Same Platform as ChatGPT
That’s why we created Slice Master 3000, a smart AI pizza calculator powered by the same technology behind ChatGPT and OpenAI.
This isn’t a basic spreadsheet. Slice Master 3000 adjusts based on:
- 📦 The brand of pizza
- 🧱 The crust style (round, deep dish, thin, etc.)
- 🍽️ Hunger levels
- đź‘Ą Whether you’re feeding kids, adults, or a group that’s generally a bunch of real fatties when it comes to eating pizza
It does the math — you just enjoy the party.
đź“Š Real Prompts You Can Try
Want to know how it works? Try something like:
- 👉 “12 kids, 5 adults, Hungry Howie’s round pizza.”
- 👉 “20 adults, 4 are starving. Jet’s deep dish.”
- 👉 “15 teens, Domino’s thin crust.”
- 👉 “Office lunch, 30 people, not sure on brand.”
🔥 Try the Slice Master 3000 Now
🎯 Don’t Leave Your Pizza Order to Chance
Running out of pizza mid-party isn’t just inconvenient —
It’s a full-blown pizza apocalypse.
The mood shifts. Side-eyes dart. People start silently counting heads and slices like it’s a tactical mission. Tension thickens like a Real Housewives reunion show — and you’re holding the last slice.
Someone hovers near the box. Another “isn’t that hungry” but is clearly calculating the timing of their grab. Suspicion rises. Friendships fall.
Suddenly, your fun gathering turns into a crust-fueled cold war.
So next time you ask “how many pizzas should I order?” — don’t roll the dice.
🍕 Use Slice Master 3000, powered by OpenAI — and stop the chaos before it starts.